breenplz

HELLO MAGETS DR BREN HERE my stastus is oficially "out2lunch" (ie BUSYYYYYY YOU USELESS FISHMONGERS) so dont bother trying 2 get an apointment im not saying where i am right now but needles to say i cant answer pages or emails or fax or snailmail or telegraphs or interofice memos or notes sliped under my door (or answer the door for that matter) or SMOKE SIGNALSSSSS SO STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATENTION MR ADVISOR IM NOT LISTENING ahem ALSO YOU STUPID KIDS BUG JUDITH AGAIN AND ILL HAVE UR SPLEEN NAILED 2 MY OFICE DOOR :fight: SO STOP IT and also stop bothering me and the combinne elite guy ok none of us is daddy or mummy or ur big sister f

dammit. ok lets see. so iwas . i dunno. uhhh i was in my ofice today . maybe well im in my ofice now. i dont remember wat WTF MAN WHAT THE CRAP HAPENED IM SITING HERE AND I DUNO WAT IM SUPOSED TO BE DOING OR WHAT HAPENED BETWEEN 8 AM AND 12PM TODAY okok calm down bren take a dep breath......... lets see ok so im sititng here. i know htat for sure. and i dun remember what happend this morning. my compys on and teh monittor shows 4chans homepage. ok. theres also a botle of water on my de OH NO OH NO dDID I DRINK THAT SOMEHOW MY COFEE MUG IS GONE AND TERES A BOTLE OF WATER HERE its that........ special water DAMIT WHY DID I DRINK THAT D

helo every1, dr bren here i have some pretty grave news 2 anounce: I HAVE LOST MY PEPRIDGE FARM COOKIES :crying: they where just on my desk this morning and now there gone WTFHAX im sure some one stoled them. :fight: NO I DONT HAVE ALLZIMERS, JONNY FRECHMEN SO DONT BOTHER ASKING also, my dear freind mr combime elit 001 (LOLOLOL agent one) has posted AN ABSOLLULTEDLY LULZY JOURNAL GO LOOK AT IT NOW MAGETS http://combineplz.deviantart.com/journal/23036206/ imean look it even has EVIDANCE of GAYNESS i mean it dosent get any better than this in life. C: OH YES any1 who recovers my cookies gets a nice rewardddd...... any rebell who finds m